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Onion News: Hot New Video Game Consists Solely of Shooting People Point-Blank in the Face

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

April 10, 2009 Posted by | Humor, Pop Culture | , , , , | 2 Comments

Onion News: Experts agree giant, bio-engineered crabs pose no threat to humanity

Another important news report from the Onion News Network…

Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

March 26, 2009 Posted by | Comedy, Humor, Television | , , , , | Leave a comment

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Welcome to The Daily Wire. This site was called into existence not twenty minutes ago, so we are still in construction. At any rate, here is a little something for all you Onion News fans out there.

And for those of you who are not Onion News fans, your about to become one…

Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets

March 19, 2009 Posted by | Humor | , , | Leave a comment