Onion News: Hot New Video Game Consists Solely of Shooting People Point-Blank in the Face
Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
The Sunday Funnies… Wednesday Edition
Bless this food I'm about to eat. Amen.
Please don't sodomize the sheep. This isn't Scotland.
I think I'll just take my chances with the traffic.
I get the feeling this guy will be walking.
Everybody knows not to leave your ice cream truck out in the sun.
I think this one pretty much speaks for itself.
Onion News: Experts agree giant, bio-engineered crabs pose no threat to humanity
Another important news report from the Onion News Network…
You just can’t make this stuff up…
This is an actual page ripped from a children’s coloring book, because everybody knows Jesus rode T-rex’s like they were horses. Leviticus 21-5, I believe it is.
Laugh of the Day
A brief clip from My Favorite Year starring Peter O’Toole as Allan Swann. This is how Swann handles a brief foray in the ladies room.
Mitch Hedberg Stand-Up
Comedian Mitch Hedberg died on March 29, 2005. With the 3rd anniversary of his death just around the corner, here’s a little reminder of what he did in life. This is his Comedy Central Special. Very funny, I love this guy. Enjoy.
Welcome…
Welcome to The Daily Wire. This site was called into existence not twenty minutes ago, so we are still in construction. At any rate, here is a little something for all you Onion News fans out there.
And for those of you who are not Onion News fans, your about to become one…
Manufacturer Recalls Hollow Point Bullets That Fail To Explode Inside Targets
-
CLOCKWORK and GHOSTS OF WEST VIRGINIA By Geoffrey Foster
The Daily Wire 